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Friday, May 20, 2005
Sometimes when I am doing the dishes my mind wanders and I start thinking about writing my own animated series. I make little scenes in my head. I would love to string them together but the episodes I come up with are too short to even be called vignettes. Anyhow, the last one I came up with was a bartender laughing histerically. Then, gradually, his laughter breaks down into unconsolable sobbing.
I dont know why, but the laughter isnt the funny part. The sobbing is.
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Quotes
"Though they won't admit it, women were much happier when all they had to do was bake shit and pump out kids."--AMERICA (THE BOOK, pp. 127
"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality -- judiciously, as you will -- we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."--W aide in interview with Ron Suskind of the New York Times
"I dont know why they call it Hamburger Helper, it works just fine on its own!"--National Lampoon's Family Vacation
"Welcome to Kyoto: The Anagram-Lover's Tokyo"--Futurama
"Senator John Kerry courted his Southern audience by saying, 'I am one of you.' Candidate Dennis Kucinich did the same when speaking before the League of Pacifist Vegan Dwarves."--The Daily Show
About Mark
Mark is an art student born the same year of Elvis Presley's death. His
mother is a nurse, his father is an automobile manufacturer. He is the
first of six children. According to his grandmother's extensive geneological
investigations, Mark is the progeny of Irish horse-theives and French noblemen.
Moreover, Mark has twice been honored by the United States government as
"National Symbol of the Spirit of the Renaissance" and was knighted at the age of 13
by Her Majesty the Queen of England for exceptional performance in the service
of spectacular duty. Mentioned twice in Ronald Reagan's famous memoir, I Remember
Quite Clearly, Mark is thought by Washington insiders to be indirectly
responsible for the collapse of the Soviet Empire.
Being an avid chess player, Mark is known for his strategic skill, patient planning,
and devestating attacks both on and off the board. Besides chess, Mark's hobbies include
international diplomacy, weight lifting, writing, reading, and megalomaniacal bullshitting.
You can often find Mark either at Galway or Callahan's pub enjoying a Guinness or eight.
Currently Mark spends his winters in the Bahamas and his summers in London.
